Newton
in Romantic Mood......

 
 
 
 
 
Universal
law of Love:
 
" Love can
neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One
girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "
 
 
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First law of Love:
 
" a boy in
love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love
with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any
external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break
the legs of the boy. "
 
 
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Second law of Love:
 
" the rate
of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly
proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the
direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank
balance. "
 
 
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Third law of Love:
 
" the
force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while slapping."
 

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